Title: The Rise of Felonious Fiats: When Convicts Call the Shots! Excerpt: In a world where honesty, integrity, and a clean criminal record are seen as petty attributes, a peculiar phenomenon has emerged: the ascension of jailbirds to the realm of decision-making! Yes, my dear readers, brace yourselves for an enthralling journey into the realm of felonious governance, where thieves, fraudsters, and embezzlers reign supreme. Who needs law-abiding leaders when you can have the criminal masterminds orchestrating the show? Welcome to a topsy-turvy utopia, where “do as I say, not as I do” takes on a whole new meaning!