A U.S. Navy JAG investigator on Guam has questioned Stephen Colbert regarding his involvement with the Plandemic and allegations that he caused harm to young boys and girls he molested during trips to Jeffrey Epstein's island, according to a source within the JAG.
As reported yesterday, investigators arrested Colbert near his Montclair, New Jersey, home Saturday morning and hauled the sniveling creep to a safehouse before flying him (and yet to be named Deep State associates) to Camp Blaz. There, he underwent a second medical assessment, which included an incredibly invasive body cavity search, and soon found himself eyeballing an interrogator who had seated him in a child-size chair behind a metal table.
The interrogator offered him a bottle of water. Colbert, visibly shaken, said he would sooner go on a hunger strike and die of starvation than cooperate with "brutish thugs."
"That's water, detainee. Drink up; you'll need it," the interrogator said.
Colbert lifted his restrained hands and commented that he needed a bigger seat.
"Do you think we brought you all the way here to make you comfortable, Stephen-- detainee Colbert? And about the chair, it's a kid's chair. You like kids, don't you, detainee? I figured it fitting," said the interrogator.
He positioned the pictures onto the surface of the table. These photographs depicted underage individuals being touched inappropriately by Colbert while on Epstein Island.
"These images are the least disturbing," he stated. "We have additional photos that may be more revealing. Take a look, prisoner."
Colbert glanced away.
"Listen, detainee, I'm not going to sugarcoat anything or try to win your trust with empty promises. I already know you're guilty, and that's why you're in this situation. You must be aware of where you are and why you're here, so let's cut to the chase and stop wasting time."
"To be honest, your in a difficult situation," he added. "I can't assure you that you can preserve your life. It's a slim chance, perhaps."
Colbert said he wanted to go home, that his constitutional rights had been violated.
"Look around you, detainee. Do you know where you are?" asked the inquisitor.
"In a room, on an island," Colbert replied meekly.
"And it sure ain't Epstein Island," the interrogator said. "I bet you wish it was."
Out of nowhere, Colbert found himself engaged in a lively conversation with himself, vigorously shaking his wrists bound by handcuffs. "What do I observe in my surroundings? This is exactly what I was cautioned about ... Trump's despotic followers imposing unlawful justice ... No, I refuse to tolerate this. I am a citizen of the United States and I possess certain entitlements ... My rights can not be taken away from me ... Perhaps I am in a state of dreaming; this seems too surreal to be true ..."
For a brief moment, the interrogator remained silent in a state of shock. "This situation is completely authentic and not a staged performance for television, so please refrain from any dramatic gestures. You are not here solely because of Trump; you are here due to your involvement in heinous activities as a pedophile and accepting payment to endorse a 'vaccine' that you never administered to yourself. We possess evidence to support these claims, and you will face a legal hearing. Stephen, what we are particularly interested in discovering is information regarding the underground shelter you own in New Zealand for catastrophic events, as well as the number of children you have secretly kept there."
ACcording to our informant, JAG, Stephen Colbert's secret apocalypse shelter was uncovered when his cell phone was accessed, revealing text messages between Colbert and an anonymous individual discussing the acquisition of six to ten young children with blonde hair and blue eyes to populate his New Zealand hideout. The phone also contained expired boarding passes indicating that Colbert had traveled to New Zealand seven times since 2020.
"Your family know this stuff? I bet they're proud of you, sicko. Next time pick something besides your birth date, month, and year as a passcode. You thought you 'd be safe molesting kids over there. See, detainee, we'll find it, and if we find children there, things for you will be much, much worse," the interrogator said.
But Colbert displayed an air of impudence. "You're setting me up. I want to call CBS; I want my lawyer."
"The only rights you have are what we give you. Yeah, you'll be given counsel. And do you know what they'll tell you? That you're in a world of shit."
In a defiant manner, Colbert declared, "I refuse to engage in conversation with you."
The questioner emphasized a last, penetrating statement: "Once you exit this chamber, you will be on your way to either of two destinations. The first is a relatively comfortable jail, all things considered. The second-- believe me, it will be a horrifying sight that will make you feel ashamed, and you will desperately plead to whichever god you believe in that you had been more cooperative. However, there will be no opportunities for redemption."
The ultimatum only fueled Colbert's belligerence. "Go fuck yourself."
"Colbert was taken to the MSM jail. He's been screaming in terror ever since," our source said.
A U.S. Navy JAG investigator on Guam has grilled detainee Stephen COlbert over his ties to the Plandemic and alleged that he caused irreparable harm to young boys and girls he molested during trips to Jeffrey Epstein's Island of underage debauchery, a JAG source told Real Raw News.
According to recent reports, law enforcement officials apprehended Colbert in his residence in Montclair, New Jersey, on Saturday morning and transported him to an undisclosed location for questioning. Following a thorough medical evaluation, which included a comprehensive physical search, he was interviewed by an investigator who sat him in a small chair behind a metal table.
The interrogator offered him a bottle of water. Colbert, visibly shaken, said he would sooner go on a hunger strike and die of starvation than cooperate with "brutish thugs."
"That's water, detainee. Drink up; you'll need it," the interrogator said.
Colbert lifted his handcuffed hands and commented that he could benefit from a bigger seat.
"Do you suppose we went through the trouble of bringing you here just to make you feel at ease, Stephen?" the interrogator asked, a hint of sarcasm in their voice. They gestured towards the small chair in the room, adding, "And as for that, it's a child's chair. I thought it appropriate, considering your fondness for young ones."
He placed photographs on the table. They were images of minors getting fondled by Colbert on Epstein Island.
"These ones are the least explicit," he remarked. "We possess a larger assortment. Take a glance at them, captive."
Colbert averted his gaze.
"See, detainee, I'm not here to coddle you, or try to pretend to earn your trust. I don't want a confession because I know you're guilty, and I know you're guilty because if you weren't, you wouldn't be here to begin with. You do know where you are, don't you?"
"Honestly, your situation is quite dire," he said. "I can not assure you that survival is a feasible option. However, there is a slim chance that it might be possible."
Colbert said he wanted to go home, that his constitutional rights had been violated.
"Look around you, detainee. Do you know where you are?" asked the inquisitor.
"In a room, on an island," Colbert replied meekly.
"And it sure ain't Epstein Island," the interrogator said. "I bet you wish it was."
Suddenly Colbert fell into an animated dialogue with himself, shaking his handcuffed wrists: "What do I see around here? What they warned me ... Trump's tyrannical militants enforcing illegal justice ... No, I don't have to stand for this. I am an American citizen and I have rights ... I can't be deprived those rights ... I must be dreaming; this can't be real ..."
The interrogator was taken aback, momentarily speechless. "Let's dispel with the theatrics, shall we? You're not on television, and this isn't a performance. You're here because of your involvement in a dark and sinister plot, not because of any political affiliation. We have evidence that you accepted payment to promote a fraudulent vaccine, and now you're facing the consequences. What we want to know is, what's the deal with the doomsday bunker in New Zealand? And how many children have you taken advantage of and hidden away there?"
JAG, our source said, learned of Colbert's apocalypse shelter after accessing his cell phone, which held text messages between Colbert and an unnamed person discussing the procurement of "six-to-ten-year-old blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys and girls" to stock his New Zealand lair. The phone also had expired boarding passes showing that Colbert had traveled to New Zealand seven times since 2020.
"Do your relatives have knowledge about this matter? I imagine they must feel a sense of satisfaction in you, you perverted individual. In the future, select a passcode that doesn't consist of your birth date, month, and year. You believed you would escape any consequences for your despicable acts towards children in that location. However, rest assured, detainee, we will uncover the truth. And if we discover the presence of children, the consequences for you will be significantly more severe," stated the interrogator.
However, Colbert exhibited a sense of audacity. "YOu're trying to trap me. I desire to contact CBS; I demand my attorney."
The sole privileges you possess rely on our discretion. Indeed, you will be offered legal representation. And can you comprehend the advice they will impart to you? That you are entangled in a highly unfavorable situation.
With a hint of obstinacy, Colbert declared, "I'm not engaging in a conversation with you."
The questioner emphasized a crucial argument as their last statement: "Once you exit this chamber, you will be directed towards either of two destinations. The first option is relatively comfortable, considering it is a jail. However, I assure you, the second option is horrifying beyond belief. When you witness it, you will be overwhelmed with disgust and regret, desperately wishing that you had been more willing to cooperate. Remember, there will be no opportunities for redemption."
The ultimatum only fueled Colbert's belligerence. "Go fuck yourself."
"Colbert was taken to the MSM jail. He's been screaming in terror ever since," our source said.
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